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January 21st, 2009
January 2nd, 2009
10:37 am - oh man, now that i can actually move again New Years......where you say goodbye to the old year, and hello to the coming future, welcoming it with open arms, explosives, and in most cases, lots of alcohol and partying.
A new drink was created New Years Eve, some razzamatazz, some amaretto, lotsa ice, and some chocolate martini mix = chocolate shake.
I also learned that drinking and having a blast is like riding a motorcycle through Houston on nothing but empty roads with no traffic, all green lights, and no worries....only to come home to see your house has burned down. Great trip, but the ending fucking sucks.
Couldn't move yesterday, couldn't keep anything in my stomach....but ya know?....I'd do it all again in a heartbeat....so long as there's no work the next day.
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December 17th, 2008
03:45 pm - It's a walking aristocrat joke!

Here's another article along the same story lines: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468250,00.html
And one more that explains the audacity of this family: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hitler_cake
Quote: "Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name."" WELL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK NOT DOUCHEBAG?!?
Grats, asshole, out of all the bad names I've seen in my life, you've managed to give your children the worst, most offensive names legally possible. What did you name your pets? Holocaust and D-Day?
Jeez, the only saving grace that this kid has, is that if he doesn't change his name by the time he graduates High School (provided he isn't beaten to death by Nin-Jews, killed himself because no self-respecting girl will talk to him during those awkward teen years because she thinks he's just a callous prick when he introduces himself as Hitler, Adolf, or even the cute nickname "Alf", or dropped out due to the hard-to-spot fucking dipshit gene found in hillbilly white trash trailer park reject parents proven to be a genetic defect to end the continuation of the species) he will pretty much be guarenteed a job in any hardware/appliance store in the housewares department, near the stoves. Because profiling exists in this world, and by George, no one knows ovens better than good ol' Adolf Hitler.
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September 19th, 2008
09:57 am - Update Has power, and water
No phone lines
That is all
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September 3rd, 2008
12:16 am - Shut up and watch it
Look, I know it's about 6 minutes, I know. But you should really just shut up and watch this thing. I swear, if it were possible, i'd go steal it and keep it in my bathroom, and pull it out to share at parties, flashey, water, fun, pretty party toy.... Current Mood: enthralled
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August 28th, 2008
03:19 pm - Sometimes I just wanna look in a mirror and say "You are such an idiot" So, the rest of my computer parts came in yesterday, so I actually had stuffs to put into the case (YAY!). And seeing that I had a new shiney in front of me, and the guildie who offered to help me build my first box was outta town on a work emergency, quite a few people said "Just try it yourself, worst thing that can happen is it can blow up" (Those people apparently don't know me too well)
Soooo...
2 cut fingers, a swig of rum with a bourbon chaser, and a lot of swearing later, I got everything into the case. I plugged everything in, set it up with just mouse, keyboard and moniter, and tried to power on.....nothing. Not. A. Thing.
By then I realized I was running late for a date I had set up, and that the computer would have to wait....yes....I tore myself away from something new, interesting, and shiney for a chika...wtf is wrong with me? :P
So today, I decided I'd take the cables back out and try again, and found that there were a few wires I was supposed to attach that I hadn't noticed yet.....one being the on/off....
So with a "Fuck you Anteater" I went to work. After getting all the other wires, and possibly a few wires that I feel actually came from another demention only to use my electric juices, I had everything I could find plugged into some random slot....
Plug it all in, power it all up, and then I got to hear the sweet sweet music(?) of "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Only that sound lasted for the 20 sec it took for me to say "yeah, that's not right" and hit the off button. Once more, I tried to RTFM, and the M said nothing about that noise.
Eventually I'll figure it all out, then I'll move onto my next project; transferring a 30g hard drive that is serial port into a 360g Sata hard drive. I want my copy of windows, I want my WoW addons, I want the documents that are on that hard drive, and I want my porn.
Welp, thats all for now!
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August 11th, 2008
09:07 am - If only games actually did this I saw this comic, and immediately started thinking about the voice overs that Bindy and I usually do when we play video games.....but this shows our voice overs already bein done...I don't know if I should cheer from lazyness or be sad from the concept of one of the more enjoyable parts of the game being taken care of for me.

On another note, since my comp is kinda dead right now, I've been playing more Ninja Gaiden 2 for the 360....and...I gotta tell ya, going from hack hack decimate, decapitate, disarm and cut in half moves it's a fun game for all it's mindless violence....however....last night...
How do I explain this?...I'll just tell you what happened.
Ryu, the main character, was in a giant airplane..almost air fortress, and it got cut in half, titanic style, so he jumps onto a motorcycle, rides it down to the ground, and proceeds to fight a giant flaming armadillo that explodes with the power of a nuclear blast in snowey mountains.....Suspension of disbelief aside, Doubleyou Tee Eff?!??!!
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July 30th, 2008
03:05 pm - This made me giggle You should too

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July 25th, 2008
03:55 pm - For bindy I'm sure you would want this, so here you go:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/aab5/
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July 16th, 2008
May 23rd, 2008
May 7th, 2008
05:13 pm - It's like the night before x-mas....but different We get to go get the baby from the hospital tomorrow!
Yay bringing the baby home!
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April 30th, 2008
10:08 am - I'm in pain no really, my fucking mouth hurts like a bitch...
I was eating a muffin, a goddamn muffin! And pain shot all the way up my cheekbone to the top of my head and gave me an insta migrane.....I realy can't wait for that free money from the gov't so i can get at least that tooth fixed
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March 25th, 2008
08:56 am - My thoughts exactly

ASS HUMPING ISN'T SKILLZ BITCH!
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March 13th, 2008
09:03 am - ok, this is fucking annoying Am I the only one who is noticing that everything is right-aligned?
Where's the left-align button?
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09:02 am - Gaming Politicians?! SWEET! A computer that Rockwall County District Attorney Ray Sumrow says he built as a backup server for his office contained documents related to eBay sales, personal e-mails and a cheat sheet for a computer game, an FBI computer expert testified Monday morning.
Rod Gregg, an FBI senior forensic examiner, said 80 percent of the content he found on the computer appeared to be personal rather than work-related.
Mr. Sumrow is being tried in Dallas on charges of forgery, theft and records tampering. As part of the case, prosecutors allege that he used office funds to buy the computer for personal use.
"I would not configure a backup computer in that way," Mr. Gregg said.
"When I saw that, I did not think of anything related to a government agency," he said.
The computer – equipped with two hard drives, seven fans, high-end video and audio cards, a wireless Internet connection and cables that glow under ultraviolet light – is designed for playing video games, prosecutors say.
Alan Timberlake, assistant director of information technology for Rockwall County, called the computer "gimmicky" and more suited to a college dorm room than an office.
Defense attorney James Wheeler said Mr. Sumrow built the computer from parts he purchased on sale.
Mr. Sumrow paid for the parts with a check drawn on the district attorney's "fee fund," which contains fees collected from hot-check writers.
Under state law, the district attorney can spend the money on office expenses such as supplies, equipment and employee salaries.
Prosecutors allege that Mr. Sumrow used it as a "personal slush fund." He bought computer equipment for his own use and to resell for personal profit, among other illegal expenditures, they have said.
Mr. Wheeler has repeatedly stated that the district attorney has sole discretion over how to spend the fund.
Testimony will resume today and is expected to last through at least midweek.
Mr. Sumrow could face two more trials related to the alleged misuse of money dedicated to operating his office
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March 4th, 2008
March 3rd, 2008
February 17th, 2008
06:30 pm - DMC 4 Finally beat....ending song very pretty, must find...
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February 15th, 2008
09:19 am - Want to can has this nao! http://www.manapotions.com/
I know I'm a wow junkie, but this is damn cool
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